The World is doomed

Over at The Superficial.com the first preliminary sketches for the Paris and Nicky Hilton cartoon are out. As if we don't get enough of these self confessed meglomaniacs already... The author comments:

It's hard to imagine the Hilton sisters pulling off a successful cartoon, since the Japanese already have the animated sex market covered. Maybe they'll throw in a few extra tentacle rape scenes and change the description from "cartoon" to "documentary."

Here's one of the sketches.


However, I don't think they should be using these caricatures. I have an alternative character model they should use, something designed by ... er,

lets see...

hmmm...
John K, maybe??



Awesome caricature of what John calls Beautiful People. Check out the other hilarous sketches on his site.